have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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