The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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