when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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