I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize
