hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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