U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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