He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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