to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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