ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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