y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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