32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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