I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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