Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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