he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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