I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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