Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
50% drunk capacity currently
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
