Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
it glows. i had to have it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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