I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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