My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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