I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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