She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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