Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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