I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i need some magic done to my vagina
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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