Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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