I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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