I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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