So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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