I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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