I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
