Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
how does that bad decision feel?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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