the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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