Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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