What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Randomize
