Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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