party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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