the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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