So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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