Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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