I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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