You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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