I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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