She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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