Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
