Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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