We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize