I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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