She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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