Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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