I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Moan for me like Helen Keller
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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