sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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