Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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