Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this will be a night to untag.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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