yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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