I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Randomize
