I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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