I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Randomize
