Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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