And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
did i just pee glitter
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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