She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
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